We like a good joke from time to time on the Front Porch. We have some friends, relatives, and neighbors who are sterotypically represented in these jokes. So if you are sensitive, don’t read them… again, we wouldn’t publish some of the really bad stuff that gets one pushed into the bushes…
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Tom and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
Tom says, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Tom placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Tom saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
Tom replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.”
The blond replied, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Tom took the money…..